When in Asia, you'll eventually catch on and realize that having an insect repellant and a portable fan a necessity when stepping out in the mucky 100 degree heattt. I found out that.. it is so undenialbly crucial if you DON'T have it because one, you you will be attacked by bugs you probably never even heard of whom find it a desire to drink foreign blood (such as yourself) and itch like a motherfucker.. AND even develope a rash like bump that probably won't go away until after a month or two... i have mosquito bites EVERYWHERE.. including the back my ear lobe. (yes the back of my ear lobe), my toes, back, and ankles.. i hate bugs
and TWO
You will faint from a heat stroke/exhaustion and sweat gallons from the huminity. (again... "been there done that")
UGGH. by now, i thought that i would eventually get used to the heat being that I've already been in Asia for almost two months. Wrong. Its so bloody hot everywhere I go in Asia. I'm literally dripping sweat as I sit here.. typing away.. I feel gross. Note to self: The AC is ... GOD.
anyways.
So i'm in Taipei right now.. finally. After Mongolia (umm.. which is a place I will never ever go ever again), I flew to Nagoya and Oh my fucking God. the plane ride there was one of the scariest plane rides EVER. EVERRRR. There was so much turbulance that they stopped serving the food because they felt that it would splattter all over the place.. gahh!. After the Pilot said "flight attendants, please return to your seats" which followed a "Hi, this is the captain speaking, ahead, we have a very dangerous wind and I 'DEMAND' everyone to remain in their seats. We are talking at approximately 50 mph. OH yah, and hold on to your babies"..
LIKE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.. who SAYS THAT?? i swear. I was seriously about to shit bricks.. and this time I was by MYSELF.. which situations more scary. whatever. i was just so happy to safely land in Nagoya Airport. PHEW! fucking cuntshit man.
...
(thats mongolia.... yah. not a fave)
So In nagoya, i saw me grampy again and it was very nice.... sometimes i forget how importante he is there in japan... going to dinner with him is like.. almost impossible without some reporter or camera man standing waiting to question him about his decision to retire... but i have to admit, it was nice to feel somewhat fabulous and special when your chased down with your grandpa by paparazzi's.. hahah. and thats my 5 seconds of fame. Done.
oh right, my grandpa ALONG with my father.. are both fancying affairs. yes. you heard right ted, jessie and ryan. not only does dad mingle with some other woman aside from our mother.. but GRANDPAPA. umm. yah. its weird.. im not so much pissed but find it amusing? of how hard both men try to be sly.. but HA! they are so.. un cutty. in mongolia my dad kept talking to one unidentified woman.. whom he claims.. to be his.. "business associate Daniel" but clearly.. daniel's voice is a woman.. how awkward man.
blah blah
After waiting ever so long.. the Yacht concert was playing in Nagoya at the KD JAPON.. which is a very private and intimate little cafe. .. so intimate that we were at least a couple of inches away from Mr. Jona himself.. we even talked to him for a little bit.. mmm how i fancy him. Riko and I thought that it was going to be huge.. but it was microscopic compared to what we had in our imaginations. Whatever. I liked it.
Right now.. im in taipei right now.. and I dont want to fly anymore.. im so sick of it. i want to SETTLE. I feel like I have spent, so far, my entire summer in the sky... flying. Taipei is still nice.. hot as fuck. but cute as usual. Im seeing a couple of people here.. so i'm pumped.
I might cancel my EUROTRIP .. AND I"M SORRY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO I WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE IN EUROPE.. but Tiffany is pretty much fried. i know i keep saying how tired i am . blah blah blah.. but I'm so so so so so tired.. in addition to being sick and stuff.. so its like this..
so i go to one country.. stay for about a week or less and finally feel comfortable and relax and then BAM! JHAM! oops, tiffa has another flight to catch in a couple of hours..
at first.. i even resorted to "video blogging" because i was too lazy to type.. but it didnt turn out so cute.. so didnt do it. i look like.. a trainwreck.
blah blee do fuckin bee hivin doo.
I was at Shilin Night Market yesterday.. and wow.. taiwanese girls can be so tacky sometimes.. like seriously.. im talking worse than abercrombie and fitch and uggs.. im talking low cut sparkly jeans w/ a pink tube top. circa 1990. gross gross gross.
that was random sorry. shooo. my entire blog is random.
anyways.
I miss my riko =( a whole lot.. RIKO COME TO ME RIGHT NOW.. you bitch. school my ass.. who cares about school.. come visit me in taipei!!!
so basically riko, asaka, sophie, nat, my dad and ali (my travel cunts) have all left me. i'm basically going to travel by myself now.. well.. in each destination.. i have people to see, meet, greet, fuck and im just kidding.
thats my lovely sam who interns for comme des garcon.. a rather fashionable japanese man indeed I am going to miss him dearly. (he said he wanted to be featured in my blog. haha)
kay, so the missing people is becoming ridicuolously disguisting to the point where everything and everything reminds me of hte people i miss. booo. hoo. fucking doo. i need to get over myself.
so this time.. tiffany becomes promising with her pictures.. i have so soososos oh so many pictures to share with you dirty cunts..
brace. your SELF.
ready? BAM!.
CAMBODIA, PHNOM PENH
orphanage day 4. love love love.
NAGOYA/TOKYO, JAPAN
picnic with the peapods.
riko's shirt that he's overly obsessed with.
the street i grew up in.
my crazy crazy harajuku status cousin that i love oh so much despite how coked how she is in that picture .. love you Yumi
Yumi's birthday. Aka. lets snort 10 grams day.
Riko's pants.
where i went to school. everything looks so much smaller.
crazy tokyo club. how i fancied the DJ. *Sigh*
my old room in tokyo
so riko and I ran into a crazy business man on the floor. this is what happens in tokyo often.
sweet maple syrup for my mochi.
Erick at the KD JAPON.
thats me. being a crackhead as usual.. at Riko's place
Riko's Friend. lover. wahtever he wants calls it.
TAIPEI, TAIWAN
homeless cats on the streets
the new way of messaging... using BUTCHER KNIVES AHHH!!
im hustling.
typical taipei.
umm food ediquette class 101. gross.
is this enough pictures? for now? i think so.
peace love, and hot dog.
Tiffa
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