You're such a stussy

The Ziti al forno (sp?) is as amazing as it is when your Asian mom cooks it. When in rome it is and here I am, laying on my soft, yet, comfortable bed, enjoying the crisco sun at my parentals house here. MMm yes. I have to admit, I have been a bit moody lately due to my deprive sleep patterns and i sincerely apolgize to the people i've been a bitch to, but I'm back. (I think?) Yeah. Lately, I have just been enjoying the air and spending a lot (maybe too much?) time with Mama Chang as well as my friend Jen (whom I haven't seen in like..ever!) but It hasn't been TOO bad. Most of it consist of just wining and dining which is a favorite. That took par in a course of 2 days and then off to partyland and the sunny streets of lasagna-ville.
typical roma.
vodka and cigarettes
italians are cute

Yesterday night, I went out with Jen, Jamie and Adelaide (Addie) and we went to this little club in the cutty cuts and back alley's of Rome (which soon after led to 3 afterparties) and it was .. wild. But Fun I must say so myself. I met a boy (before you think otherwise, hear me out). This boy was named Doretio (sp?) but lets just call this boy Doreto (which of course was what I called him all night), like the chips. Doreto was a charm and spoke perfect english and was really, well, good looking and well.... I know, I have a boyfriend, but it is so hard for me to not fancy a boy when I have left my boyfriend for so long! (four months to be exact). We didn't do anything, I swear, but he was so nice and ever so charming.
that's doreto. he doesn't like taking pictures.
flask purse

Le' Sigh.

Unfortunately, Mama Chang left back to San Francisco for some business related issues and left the amazing house to me. YES. you heard right. I'm by myself at my house in Rome, which means that Tiff might throw a little party? No, cancel that; I don't want to take reponsibility over my mom's wardrobe and leave her coming back with missing items and lie (love you mom) to her and tell her that she never had it here in the first place.. (i.e.; last summer, lets not talk about it). I will call this a little get together, just with some italian boo's and possibly invite some other people whom i haven't seen in a couple of hundred years. No Versace metrosexuals allowed (aka, EuroTRASH) (i.e.; last summer again).

It was a cute little shindig
Addie eating pussy
Two Favorites, Kelc and Jamie
They wear long sleeves and you can't find a drip a sweat on their bodies and i'm wearing practically a bikini and i'm drenched with sweat. naw uh.
my step cousin Ema (on my dads side) and Mauro

I'm leaving for Paris tomorrow in which where I was SUPPPOSED to see one of my favorite's who lived there but her dumbass decided to surprise me in Rome. So I'm basically going there... just to go there now. Stupido Figa, stupido stupido figa.
I'll only be there for 2 days and then going back, yes, on a direct motherfucking flight, to my motherland Taipei.

Topa. (look it up on google)

don't get chopped by the doors basically.
The heat here is absolutely unavoidable but that is no excuse for anything for the italiano's here.. they are so used to it. I was out with addie this afternoon and it was like a good 98 degrees which felt like 200 degrees and she was like, "oh god its so nice and chilly now"

bitch has gone crazy.

On another note, it's my friend Riko's birthday today. and Dang. I'm so sad that i'm not in tokyo right now.. celebrating his 21st birthday (which is like the new 23 year old in America because 19 is the magical age to turn; thats when they can all drink, smoke, and do wahtever they wish to do that's labeled 'adultery'") He's supposedly throwing a really big party and inviting all of his hot, gorgeous, hip friends that I unfortunately didn't meet when I was there. Le' Sigh. I love you riko and enjoy every second of that buttfuck you, cutie, you! love you!

Find Baby Riko and Baby Tiffa. (He was so small even though he was like 2 years older then me; it was combined group of preschoolers/kindergardeners and 1st graders)

Wholy Quac. It's been like 14 years from the time when I first met Riko and that seems like ages. I even had a little crush on him when I was younger but of course, knowing the luck of me and men, all of them (or most of them)turned out to be g-g-gayLOW LOW or Freaksssssssssss.

Wasabi.

I was on the phone with Stacey (also one of the best's) yesterday and I feel bad. I really hate my landlord. She's such a Figa. Shit happened back at the apartment and it isn't a pretty sight. It's weird when I'm so far away and all these things happen and the only thing I want to do is to be in NY when sitations like that happen but sadly i can't. stacey get better!! Still, STILL can't get over the fact that your going to the hospital without me.. but I love you sooo much (if you happen to read this).
i found this out of now where on computer. aw good times, damn figa, 28 more days!


Well, I'm off, I've got big plans today and hopefully everything will go as smoothly as I anticipate to be. See you in Paris, and if not, Taipei,

Peace, Love and Hotdog,
Tiffa.


PS. Allison your such a stussy. (there your mentioned in my blog)