Typhoon Sepat has made a little apperance here in Taipei and it doesn't seem so happy here considering that the whole island has been evacuated from everything. Ugh. I just got back from the hospital to pick up my anti-biotics for my leg with max and holy shit. The news here doesn't like to bullshit, not going out was right; a deadly advertising sign fell down probably a good 6 feet away from us and almost hitting some ppl on mopeds. shit thank the lord. that was pretty traumatizing. To think; people could have died. Basically, the typhoon is here and its hitting pretty hard, so hard that windows feel like someone is banging it with a baseball bat and it also knocked down three or four tour buses on the road. ahh. Everyone's basically at home waiting for this disguisting tropical typhoon to go away so we can carry on to our everyday itneraries!
spit. spat. poop. floop. 
moped knocked down. I'm finally back in taipei yes. and cambodia and france were amazing. no lie. These past couple of days, after returning from france and cambodia, i've been a little on the emotional side and it really isn't cute. my grandpoppy's been sick, i left so many people (in which i won't see in a year or two) and my body decided to be prone to every disguisting flu out there. However, I've been a lot better; the grass decided to be greener on the other side and the sun decided to shine on my yellow skin once again. . . oh wait. the fucking typhoon is here nevermind. FigaFigaFiga
I've missed out a lot of things on my last blog, i realized. I forgot to mention that Paris was lovery despite the fact that I was only there for what? less then 24 hours? yeah. My visit within this 24 hours was very Parisian i must say; the works, candlelit dinners and smoking endlessly... oblviously ignoring the fact that i will eventually get lung cancer while staring out to the shabby city. Ok ok it wasnt as glamourous as it sounded but it was close enough right? yah.
i just dont know.This past week, other than sobbing my life away with useless emotions, i saw a number people including max, will, allyson and leah. It was the usual; buying cheap clothes, going out, drinking, smoking whatevers and its been cute. Will had a huge barbeque this weekend and that made me happy. It consisted of stuffing our faces and smoking weed. (Not in that order). Yeah.
cute kids. panties.
I'm leaving fairly soon and I am still very sad. The thing i guess i'm most upset about is that its going to be a while until i see everyone again.. yah. But I am excited to return to sf and nyc and to everyone in the states! Fo Seriously.
oh yah, my luggage situation is really fugly right now. I've past the exceeding weight and i have one extra luggage which equals to four huge luggages, two carry on-'s and a bag full fragile souveniers. fuckingcuntvaghole. i dunno what im going to do. uh oh.
mm Hm.
NOTE TO SELF and Reminders:
1. Don't let the little things bother you. Think about the big picture.
2. Remember that you have a boyfriend who loves and cares about you. (...)
3. Never go out when there's a deadly typhoon out.
4. Asian guys are cute too. Right. (?)
5. I am allergic to shrimp; I am allergic to shrimp; You are allergic to shrimp.
6. Do not wear slippery slippers when its pouring outside. (Ex: next time avoid falling face flat in front of all your friends and get up like nothing has happened and fall again).
7. Before you eat in a foreign country, always.. Always ask what it is before you chew it and realize that what your eating is frog intestines.
8. Everything tastes like chicken.
9. Hang out with people who you love more often.
10. Marry this man.
yah. picture time:
another baby picture i found of myself. 
Will's barbeque madnesspoo. (Taipei)
i really dont know why every picture that night was blurry even with flash. i think it was partially due to me being terribly high.
and their not gay? I LAUGH. 
Will and his old old friend. how awk. 
Outskirts of Taipei. So cute
its better when your actually there. (this was off of an secluded island off of taiwan) 
stereotypical. asian man picking rice. 
if your taiwanese, you will know exactly what this is.. its as amazing as it looks. it might look really disguisting if you havent seen this before.. buts its really good. 
i hate mosquitos. 
alltitute sickness sucks.
our baby rice bag.
homemade bentoDone deal.
I promise to blog more often. Fo Seriously. Tiff's been a tad busy but its ok. she promises to take more time on blogs from now on.. starting..
....
NOW.
peace, love, and hamburger,
Tiffa.
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