31 May 2007

'Cause you are long in the pants, short in the weiner, suckin' my muff like a vacuum cleaner.


this week tiz has been and i am a dead beat. im so tireddddd. im currently resting aside in sushi-land, a.k.a japan (nagoya) and i've miss it. i love it. but i have a terribly case of jet-lag. i have already started my worldy wonders.. hawaii and L.A have already checked off my list and the next thing on my list is tokyo.... kona was always beautiful as usual.. but i was only there for a 3 days and most of it consist of scuba diving with the fam and tanning with the bro bro. it was nice. more of a relaxing time than anything. um.. the lower part of california was better than i thought it would be and luke's party was better.. um, hyphy? i shall say.. i ran into a couple of boo's here and there and it was nice seeing them...


here are some la la land pictures



in this episode.. tiffany, once again, got belligerantely drunk and peed myself. no im kidding. i did get drunk though.. rest asiding the fact that i did tell myself... you know.. don't get TOO drunk, but of course, i do. chacha and cinespace was lovery.. both had very much of a misshapes innuendo.. it was cutesys. after cinespace and chacha's, we went to a vice party.. which followed a flaunt party.

blah blah blah. blah.

you little fuckers can also hold this against me in the future...


k i had a fun time in Los Pangeles. i liked it a lot and enjoyed it.


DONE DEALED AND SEALED.

before leaving for kona and after returning from L.A., i had to say my goodbyes to my main boo. it was sad. shit purely aint right. hopefully our long distance-sing will work and he wont slut himself, nor do i, which is ever so possible (possibilities are once again endless)... but lets not jinx it for old times sakes right? yeah. no. im going to miss him. i guess. yeah. i am. ..
anyways.. here are some pictures i took with my new camera before i left

kay. oh right. my mom and the chanel. she loved it. and thank GAWWWD.. i would've shit bricks if she didnt cause knowing my mother.. she will not let me nor jesse keep it and would ask us, turbulently, to return it. the expression wasn't as priceless as i thought it would be.. cause for some suspicious ass reason.. she KNEW that we went to CHANEL that day. poopy pants man. poopy motherfucking pants.


vagina.

...so during the fatiguing 10 hours on the plane to nagoya.. the flight attendant tried to poison meee.. not cute. before my the food came.. i specifically said that i didnt want anything with shrimp.. what did she do? .. give me the shrimp special course.. .. ... ..... mm hm. yah.

so im going to enjoy the rest of nagoya.. im terribly tired.. considering that its 12:00am in cali and 3:00am in ny. uggh. but im going to have to get used to it yaah.



peace, love and hotdog.


tiffa.



ps. the man on your right.. is my ideal man. i just wanted to share him. he is .. beautiful. but unfortunately.. like most men i like.. gay.